jok 10

You are so fat that when you
wear a yellow raincoat, kids line
up beside you thinking you are
the bus.

jok 10

Hey my friend, You are so much
fat that when the family has
their picture taken, you ’re the
background.

jok 9

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar : Punjab ..
Boss : which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole
body born in Punjab

jok 9

How do you recognize a Sardar
in School?
He is the one who erases the
notes from
the book when the teacher
erases the board.

joke 8

2 sardars are driving a Car, one
puts on the indicator and asks
the
other working or not,he puts his head out
and says
YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO..

jok 8

After returning from a foreign
trip,sardar asked his wife- Do I
look like a foreigner
Wife: No Why?
Sardr: In London a lady asked
me are you a foreigner

joke 6

Sardar ji is buying a TV
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

jok 7

Sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi
Sardr:Thank u sir 4 giving me
d job,I wil start investigating

joke 7

Sardar found d answer to d
most difficult question ever
What wil com first chicken or
egg
wat ever u order first
will come 1st

joke 2

Sardarjj Says I Love u to his
galfrend.. And suddenly falls on
the floor.
GalFrnd.. What iz this?
Sarda Ji.. O ji, i'm falling in love

Gang of SARDARS brok a Bank
Insted of cash dey found
Botles ful of Chiled Red Wine
Hapily dey drank & went away
Nxt day Headline:Blood Bank stolen

joke 1

Sardar: Should i buy tickets to
my children.
Conductor: Yes only if they are
above 8.
Sardar: Thank god i have only 6
children

jokes

Santa : I tried your number so
many times, it always said
'Switched Off'!"
Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO
TUNE!

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