Tuesday, May 10, 2011

jok 10

You are so fat that when you
wear a yellow raincoat, kids line
up beside you thinking you are
the bus.

jok 10

Hey my friend, You are so much
fat that when the family has
their picture taken, you ’re the
background.

Monday, May 9, 2011

jok 9

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar : Punjab ..
Boss : which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole
body born in Punjab

jok 9

How do you recognize a Sardar
in School?
He is the one who erases the
notes from
the book when the teacher
erases the board.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

joke 8

2 sardars are driving a Car, one
puts on the indicator and asks
the
other working or not,he puts his head out
and says
YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO..

jok 8

After returning from a foreign
trip,sardar asked his wife- Do I
look like a foreigner
Wife: No Why?
Sardr: In London a lady asked
me are you a foreigner

Saturday, May 7, 2011

joke 6

Sardar ji is buying a TV
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."